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I found the most amazing thing today. COTTON CANDY THAT TURNS INTO BUBBLE GUM WHEN YOU EAT IT.

Science is, like, awesome and revolutionary and stuff, you guys.

Oh, and they sell condoms at the cashier lines in supermarkets in China now. Like, Walmart-level supermarkets, not sketchy gas station convenience stores. Idk, maybe it's some sort of clever new marketing ploy, like how they always put the packs of candy in line so when you wait you're like, man, I'm so bored waiting here in line--OH MAN, CONDOMS, GOTTA GIT ME SUMMA THOSE. They've got the best translated-to-English brand names ever: Jissbon, Six Sex (Chinese brand name: sixth sense GEDDIT IT'S A PUN HURR HURR). And one of them even has an anthropomorphic condom as a mascot.

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runsinthegenes
Aug. 3rd, 2010 04:46 pm (UTC)
As amazing as that cotton candy is, you sound more excited about the condoms. Just saying~
control_paradox
Aug. 4th, 2010 01:18 am (UTC)
OF COURSE I'M MORE EXCITED ABOUT THE CONDOMS, AREN'T YOU? *ANTHROPOMORPHIC CONDOM MASCOT*, DUDE, YOU DON'T SEE THIS SHIT IN THE US.
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